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September 29, 2006

Friday.

A lot happened today. I’m not sure what to write without boring 99.9% of you. Ok, maybe 100%. I woke up in the Wal-Mart parking lot alive and Bertha was unscathed. I’d call that a successful first attempt. I drove to a very cute little town that reminded me of McCall called Sisters and spent almost four hours in a coffee shop that was playing a Christian radio station and had a huge “Jesus died to pay for your sins” sticker plastered to their fridge, but oddly enough, it didn’t seem to be harming business! I had a really profitable discussion with the publisher that gave me a lot of things to think about. And I drove awhile through some just absolutely stunning scenery that made me highly ticked I wasn’t famous enough to have a driver so I could just sit and stare. ;)

 

I’ve ended up at a place I won’t identify by name as I’ve already been accused of infringing upon my Risk Management plan, but let’s just say it’s marvelously pretty. I went for a long walk along a body of water (either a lake or a river, but you’ll never know…until tomorrow). Now I’m sitting in a chair placed precisely so I can see through a stand of trees to the … body of water. Cali is chained to the chair leg by her leash and crawls in a different direction every few minutes testing the length.

 

For any of you who want to pray, there are two big opportunities looming. I don’t want to go into too much detail, but I’ve had two very cool networking things happen. One, a person with influence is going to contact a national radio host to see about interviewing me as my book is right up their alley (and don’t get your hopes up – it’s not Rush Limbaugh!) Second, I have an entry point to send the mother-in-law of an author most of you have heard of a copy of my book.

I have such a hard time praying -- or asking people to pray -- that I’ll sell a kazillion books. One, because I can’t imagine the horror of my life if it was in the spotlight and two because, well, who can ask for prayer for that! But I could ask you to pray like I do, that God will use the book, and me, and this trip however best suits His kingdom.

The sun has gone down and Cali has managed to roll herself completely in dirt and pine needles…so I guess it’s time to sign off.

Sisters Coffee Company.

I'm sitting here, waiting for my publisher. How authorial does that sound? ha ha. I don't think it sounds like me at all! What does sound like me is that I slept in the Wal-Mart parking lot and was awakened first at 4am by the train steaming by on the other side of the parking lot, then again at 8:15 by the JW's who wanted to give me a Watchtower and talk about how religion is bad. Other than that it was pretty cool. I was under two different towers of lights that were so bright I could read through my window without a light. There was a security guard walking the parking lot and, apparently by arriving at 5p, I was early to the party. By 11 there were several RV's and 5 semis. It was a party!

I had quite a bit of fun last night -- worked on my new book for about 3 hrs. I only stopped because my computer battery kept dying and I didn't want to run the generator all night. Doh! Publisher just arrived, all for now...

September 28, 2006

Parking Lots.

Well, I just had a small heart attack. I went to turn on my computer and it was dead in the water. I thought, well, ok God, I guess there’s a reason for this but what a bummer. When I got up to put it away and see about calling for a repair I thought I would just try plugging it in on the off-chance the battery had somehow fried itself. There ya go. I have no idea how it happened as I’d turned it off while I was driving, but the battery completely kaputted. I don’t know how long I can keep my noisy generator running in the Wal-Mart parking lot, so this might have to be a short entry tonight.

But that tells you sort of where I am. Boy was it weird. I arrived about 5 and went in to get a couple things, then asked a manager for permission like I’d been told. She said, yeah sure, just park around the edges. So I parked under two supremely bright lights and laid on my bed and went huh. This is very odd. It was blazing hot and I didn’t really feel like wandering the aisles for several hours and before the computer fiasco I had planned not to turn the generator on at all so I wanted to save my 2 hours of computer battery life til later.

Now at least it’s cooled down. I’ve got all the windows open (but not the blinds) so I can get nice and cool before I lock up for the night. I decided while laying on my bed looking out the window that I had to trust God to either protect me here or direct me elsewhere. I don’t feel like I need to move, so I’m going to stay and save the $40 they wanted for one night at the KOA. I have to leave fairly early tomorrow to make my meeting, then I’ll drive a couple more hours til I find a suitable spot.

First Video.

Ok, this is a very quick job, but you can see the RV advert and where I stayed the last two nights by clicking here.

Thursday.

Well, my Risk Management Consultant has advised me to change my posting habits a bit. Forthwith, I will still try to post every day, but identifiable info about where I'm staying will be posted the following day. I'm sure the 10 people who are reading this will wonder who could possibly be stalking me, but this is, as my Risk Management Consultant says, good practice in anticipation of the wild fame to which I will soon climb. Thanks Mom! ;)

I have a meeting with my publisher on Friday. I won't tell you where so that we're able to have coffee in peace without me being mobbed by autograph hounds. Ha ha.

September 27, 2006

Enter the first ever whereisjodi contest!!

Alright, the name of this game is buzz...so let's create some. The first 5 people to post book reviews on amazon.com will receive a FREE whereisjodi.com t-shirt. An amazing $7 + shipping value. Don't be the last one on your block to have one of these babies. It's first come, first served and your options are grey S, brown M, blue M, tan M and pink XL. I have taken a picture so you can be amazed at how fashionably attired you could be at your next social engagement (please pardon the el cheapo web cam pic -- I haven't yet replaced the digital cam I lost):

 

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Clyde Holliday (not Halliday) State Park, Day 2

You might think after only a day on my own I’ve fallen off my rocker. Maybe I have. I took the scooter for a little troll on the gravel road along the river that I walked yesterday. There was a beautiful spot by a small rapid (the kind you would love, Mom) so I scooted back to the RV and got my supplies -- and added to my shopping list b/c I was without a few essential supplies…

 

Armed with an extra bath towel and a book, I went back and laid pretty comfortably, even though I was laying on a bed of rocks. After an hour or two of pondering, praying and trying to remember song lyrics, I decided to get up and continue my hike. So when did I fall of my rocker, you ask? It is at this point in the story.

 

I was looking around at all the beautiful deserty landscape and saw on the opposite hillside a very sweetly situated home. The home actually wasn’t too unusual – split-level, fairly big and sorta old looking – but it sat on an outcropping and backed up to these really cool rocks. Kind of like Table Rock in Boise, where there are those straight up and down rock faces that almost look like someone was cutting kindling from above and left a chunk behind.

That was when the very odd thought popped into my head that I should ride up there and give them a book. I immediately dismissed it as totally and completely ludicrous and turned to head back home…but I couldn’t get it out of my head. Yes, it was totally and completely ludicrous and how would I even accomplish such a thing as I saw no way to get up there and quite frankly what would I even say to them if they happened to be home that wouldn’t get me hauled off to the nut shack.

I finally decided that I probably should rather look foolish than ignore it all, if it was an idea I was getting from the Lord. And yes, I said “should rather” instead of “would rather.” I know it’s not quite right grammar-wise, but it was how I felt. I stomped back home, hoping against hope that maybe my scooter had been stolen and I wouldn’t be able to do it.

Sadly, no luck, so I strapped on my helmet and pulled onto the road, intending to ride up to the gas station in Mt. Vernon and ask about how to get up there. Unfortunately I had forgotten to turn the gas on so the scooter died right in front of a turn-off for an antique store. I turned the gas on but it wouldn’t start, so I turned and started walking it up to the antique store, trying to start it every few feet.

Lo and behold, I walked far enough before it started to see that beyond the antique store was the road up to the house. I went ahead and rode into the antique place in the hopes of scoping things out before I rode all the way up there…but in reality I was probably just putting things off. I wandered around enough to figure out that the proprietors lived there, not up the hill. Onward and forward, I scooted up the pretty steep dirt and gravel road.

I told God that I’d guess He better protect me on this fool’s errand. It was comforting to know that, if this was the Oregon branch of the Manson family, at least they weren’t expecting me. I rang the doorbell a second time after no answer on the first and was just walking away saying “aha, I did my duty and slid out of it none the worse for wear.” But an older gentleman opened the door when I was halfway back to the scooter so I had to turn around.

“Hi. I’m not a nut or anything, but I was walking down in the state park and I saw your home and it was so beautiful and I felt like I needed to come up here and I’ve never actually done anything like this before but I wanted to give you a book.” Not exactly as I’d rehearsed, but I got it out in one breath. He looked at it and said “what book?” Oops, forgot that part. “Well, it’s my book actually. I’m just passing through on a book tour.”

So you’re thinking there’s gonna be some deep and meaningful reason I was led up there, right? Like he had been praying all night that God would show him a sign in the form of a nervous stranger at his door... Or he’d been about to commit suicide and the doorbell rang as he held the razor to his wrist… Yes, I am a fiction writer. ;)

But really, it was nothing like that. Actually, he gave the book back to me and said thanks anyway, but he was 92 and couldn’t see well enough to read anymore. I was apologizing and sidling backwards telling him what a lovely place he had when he started talking about it. He and his wife came there in ’67 after he left the military. His wife wanted a place where she could spread her arms and not run into anyone. Her people were all here and some of his as well. They’d wanted to be higher but it was a summer of wildfires and all the Cats were in use elsewhere. He’d finally gotten ahold of one and dozed a flat spot for the house, but before he could finish they’d needed the Cat back. He asked where I was from and then talked about his brother who’d been a GM salesman in Boise back in the day, but now only drove through there on his way to warmer weather. Right now his brother was on his way to Palo Alto Island, off a 7-mile bridge out into the Gulf. He apologized and said he would have invited me in for a drink, but he was just about to hop in the shower because he had an appointment. I said goodbye and that was that.

Now I’m sitting here on a blanket in the grass in front of the RV. Cali is acting remarkably docile, laying beside me with her leash hooked to the picnic table. The shade and slight breeze is helping to cool off the scorcher of a day it’s been. I’m watching massive RV after massive RV pull into the lot. And I’m wondering. What in the world? That was highly unlike me. I do occasionally get wild hairs, but I normally talk myself out of them. I’m wondering whether that was me being foolish or if it was some kind of heavenly directive that I don’t understand but for once obeyed. I guess I’ll not get an answer to that one.

September 26, 2006

Fame.

Two comments within an hour of posting today's activities...that almost makes me feel like I have groupies. :p

The campground has a 10p noise limit so I'm rocking out ("Happy") with headphones on while I type. Forthwith I have discovered a problem with this RV -- dancing in it makes it bounce around quite a bit...

Clyde Halliday State Park.

At least, I think that's where I'm at...

For those of you who asked to be put on my e-mail list, this entry will show why I refuse to send e-mail updates. You can read it twice, or skim it, or look at the length and avoid it altogether -- it's up to you -- and I'm not spamming anyone's inbox. ;)

I finally got on the road yesterday around 4p after a benedictory prayer from my parents. In actual fact, I would have never gotten out the door without my dad's herculean efforts over the past month. Hopefully I'll sell a kazillion books and be able to buy him something commensurate with his efforts. Maybe a yacht.

Anyway, my parents in the rearview mirror, I headed out to Weiser for a par-tay with my Grandma and 3 sets of aunts and uncles that live in the area. We had quite the fiesta so I didn't rise until after 9 this morning. Grandma made me waffles and coffee and I headed out around 12:30. Those of you who scoffed that my first stop was an hour away will definitely mock my second stop...4 miles from Grandma's house at my aunt and uncle's. I meant to say a 5 minute hello and ended up staying and chatting for an hour and a half.

Finally I was really on the road and when I stopped to get gas in Ontario I got my first "what the heck" question about the huge signage. I chatted with the attendant while he cleaned my windows and then roared out on Highway 26 with the idea of making it somewhere near John Day, about 130 miles distant.

For the person who shall remain nameless who was so interested in my altimeter on Sunday, I went over two peaks over 5,000 feet and a couple for 4,000 and change. It was a slow drive, but thankfully I wasn't in any tearing hurry. I thought about stopping at a couple lovely national parks, but as there was no cell service and I hadn't connected with anyone since that morning I thought I might be causing undue alarm in certain quarters.

I stopped at one lovely spot that was a "viewing" area -- nearly didn't stop as I was barreling down the hill and my brakes smelled just a tad when I got out from trying to make the stop -- and there was a couple there who asked about the signage.

When I reached John Day I pulled into the grocery store, asked a clerk about RV parks, and ended up at this lovely state park about 5 miles from there. I'm still on Highway 26 as far as I know and this spot has electrical hookups, spotty but occasionally there internet and a lovely river with a nice path beside it. The third signage question of the day was more of an actual conversation with the campers next door while I was outside eating the chili mom made me. Sadly, my record is 3 questions, no sales. I think I need to work on my pitch.

Well, the internet was good enough to connect and let me start writing this, but ever since I haven't been able to reconnect. I'll probably get this whole thing written and then have no way to upload it. Oh well. I took some video but I'm not sure I can get it up with this connection. Maybe tomorrow.

September 25, 2006

D-Day

So I was going to leave sometime today...and I will just make that deadline. ;) I'm tearing around like a madwoman, throwing stuff into Bertha, running a last load of laundry, etc., etc., before ripping out to the mechanics for him to tighten a belt that's squealing prior to a 2p appointment to have the last piece of signage rolled on. If I can make those appointments on time I shouldn't be hideously late to the bon voyage dinner my grandma is making in Weiser. The next time I post it will be from the road!!

September 21, 2006

Easy Rider.

This morning I took my life into my hands and went downtown to take my motorcycle skills test. A month or two ago I passed the written test to get my permit. Much fear and trembling was involved as I read the handbook cover to cover while waiting for my number to be called. I've been a pretty good test-taker all my life, but something about the DMV throws me into a panic. I actually failed an Idaho licensing test about 7 years ago, but that's neither here nor there.

So anyway, this morning, after forcing Eggos and coffee down my queasy stomach, I decamped to the Harley dealer on Chinden and heard the blood rushing in my ears as I got there a minute too late to see an elderly gentleman on a scooter fail the test. I missed his mistakes, but I heard him complaining to the other two petitioners. Luckily I was able to watch a big dude on a big bike literally crawl through the cone swerve so slowly he had to put his foot down twice. While we watched, the next gal in line carefully explained the markings painted on the pavement, which looked like a nightmarish maze. She'd been there several times practicing and was worried. Big dude passed with a -9 ... -10 being the key figure. Next gal started up and managed to put her foot down and squash two cones. She passed with a -5. Me and my Honda 90 were up. I had to make a tight turn without hitting any of the yellow lines, then stop with my front tire in a box. Cone swerve at an alarmingly slow pace, then a U-turn within the specified box. Fast stop and fast swerve and I passed miraculously with a -1. My little bike is responsible I think, as she is so slow and so short that I couldn't help but wrest her into the right maneuvers. Watch out world!

September 19, 2006

Test Run.

I'm sitting in Bertha, typing on the tiny side table with my brand new wireless card connecting (slightly slower than I'd like) to the internet. What a kick! Granted, I'm still parked on the street in front of my parent's house, but things are getting so close to ready I'm starting to buzz. The final proof came through for the vinyl siding that is going to blare my presence everywhere I go. I'll post a picture once it exists in reality, but here's the mock-up:

vinyl.proof

September 17, 2006

Singin' in the Rain.

I love my church. I grew up there and after many years in different states it has been a joy to reconnect this past year. I'll miss it when I go on my tour -- and by "it" I mean the body collective, all the old and new friends I've made. 

This morning the pastor was teaching out of Exodus 16...all about the whiners and complainers and how instead we should be "singin in the rain." He's a multimedia guy so he showed a clip of both Gene Kelly prancing around and then, later on, Tevye complaining to God in Fiddler on the Roof. Between musicals ;) he said something that really resonated with me. He said when it begins to rain, you quickly realize the broken gutters and unfinished repair projects. That is so true with me. I just merrily prance along and it is only when real life interrupts that I think "ahh!" I should have read my Bible more or prayed more or been more loving to this person.

My mom spun her car in the rain Saturday -- she did two complete turns and managed to miss entirely the cars in the two lanes next to her. I have no doubt that my mom knows how much I love her and of course I could have treated her better all my life...but if she had smashed up I wouldn't have any guilt wrapping around my grief. But I can't say that about all my relationships. I think it would be better if I went around and fixed a few gutters pre-emptively.

September 16, 2006

Faith.

I guess I'd better practice blogging more frequently since I'll be leaving on the big tour in a little over a week... I'll start this evening by telling you that I'm a little sick to my stomach over just listing my car for sale on craigslist. I should preface this by telling you that I've really been praying God will use this whole tour thing to strengthen my faith.

I've had faith through finding the right RV -- even though at times it seems like I'll be driving off in a pile of rusted bolts strapped together with duct tape. I've had faith through finding a renter -- even though they called a week later to say the cable guy found water in the crawlspace under the house. I've even had faith as I watched my bank account slide toward the inevitable.

As I list my car for sale tonight I wonder at this new and astounding lack of faith I'm showing. This has always been the plan -- sell the car to pay off the last of my debts, pay for the vinyl advertising on the RV and have a little ready cash for the next year. This is a smart plan, a good plan -- one that I've thought through a thousand different times.

But tonight I realize that selling my car is waving farewell to the last of my independence. From now on I will be tied to this bucket of bolts RV that has had so many surprises so far that I'm almost afraid to go out there at night. And my little scooter... Can't forget that. I can toot around to the grocery store on the scooter if I don't feel like driving Big Bertha. And no, that's not her name, but I haven't settled on one as of yet.

So you see, once the car is gone I have no more semi-liquid assets to rely on. If God doesn't provide for me I'll be reading the classifieds as I limp home in Bertha (now I'm getting attached to that name). So much for all that faith I've been growing.

September 04, 2006

The Tour

So I haven't written in a looooooooong time. I'll be heading out on my national book tour starting September 25th. I plan to leave Boise that morning in my rolling home and arrive in Portland sometime that night. I'll stay in that environs for a couple days, then head down through California ending up around the Simi Valley, Thousand Oaks area. Much more info to follow...