Division of Assets.
Divorce is never a funny issue, but I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud as I read this article about a German man who chainsawed his house in two and trucked off his half with a forklift.
"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
Maybe this could be a new counseling method to incentivise (sp?) warring spouses into giving their marriage one more shot.

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Haha! That is too funny.
It's "incentivize" btw. I had to look it up.
I suppose it's worth a shot to try it out in counseling. It sort of has a King Solomon ring to it =)
Posted by: Hal | March 11, 2007 02:03 PM