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July 31, 2007

REPOST: The RV Story

Vacation Repost -- the first crisis I experienced with Bertha, back in October:

Lots of people I run into ask me whether I've seen the movie RV. Yes, my best friend made me go see it right before I went and picked Bertha up, then I rented it again to show my parents. Aside from the small dumping fiasco a week or two ago, I haven't had anything noteworthy to report in that vein. However, Tuesday night when I arrived in Moorpark I almost wished for a film crew.

The problem, as I see it, is Bertha's enormous length. Added to her length is a couple feet of a sort of arrangement that holds the scooter and plugs into the hitch. Driving up into their driveway I scraped for just a second, but went on not thinking too much about it. The next step was to drive up a rather steep hill to get into the riding arena, where I planned on parking for the week. Sadly, neither I nor the gal standing outside directing me heard the screeching and scraping until it was too late. At that point I was stuck, stuck and more stuck.

We tried standing on the front bumper. We tried putting boards behind the tires -- still they would spin uselessly. The gal had a jack in her truck that we thought we'd try (As an aside, what I thought was a jack in one of my compartments turned out to be reflector lights. Good to know.). So we tried the jack and, no matter how hard we worked at it, couldn't make the stupid circle thing turn more than one rotation. At this point one of the roommates came home and, tho I hate to add to the notion of the weaker sex, he was able to make the jack turn and move the rear up a little. Unfortunately it was not a big enough jack for Bertha's considerable heft, so it started to tweak.

The roommate, we'll call him MacGyver, then proceeded to try everything we'd already tried. No luck. Finally we sent the gal to her house to pick up her nephew's floor jack. I was prepared to make my inaugural Good Sam call if this didn't work. Luckily I was not made the butt of another joke around the Good Sam repair office because MacGyver was able to make the jack work, lift the end enough to take off the hitch contraption, and then muscle Bertha into reverse. Success!

Suffice it to say, I'm parked in the level part of the driveway and quite content there.

REPOST: Clyde Holliday (not Halliday) State Park, Day 2

Vacation Repost -- the first completely out of character thing I did on the tour because I felt like God asked me to:

You might think after only a day on my own I’ve fallen off my rocker. Maybe I have. I took the scooter for a little troll on the gravel road along the river that I walked yesterday. There was a beautiful spot by a small rapid (the kind you would love, Mom) so I scooted back to the RV and got my supplies -- and added to my shopping list b/c I was without a few essential supplies…

 

Armed with an extra bath towel and a book, I went back and laid pretty comfortably, even though I was laying on a bed of rocks. After an hour or two of pondering, praying and trying to remember song lyrics, I decided to get up and continue my hike. So when did I fall of my rocker, you ask? It is at this point in the story.

I was looking around at all the beautiful deserty landscape and saw on the opposite hillside a very sweetly situated home. The home actually wasn’t too unusual – split-level, fairly big and sorta old looking – but it sat on an outcropping and backed up to these really cool rocks. Kind of like Table Rock in Boise, where there are those straight up and down rock faces that almost look like someone was cutting kindling from above and left a chunk behind.

That was when the very odd thought popped into my head that I should ride up there and give them a book. I immediately dismissed it as totally and completely ludicrous and turned to head back home…but I couldn’t get it out of my head. Yes, it was totally and completely ludicrous and how would I even accomplish such a thing as I saw no way to get up there and quite frankly what would I even say to them if they happened to be home that wouldn’t get me hauled off to the nut shack.

I finally decided that I probably should rather look foolish than ignore it all, if it was an idea I was getting from the Lord. And yes, I said “should rather” instead of “would rather.” I know it’s not quite right grammar-wise, but it was how I felt. I stomped back home, hoping against hope that maybe my scooter had been stolen and I wouldn’t be able to do it.

Sadly, no luck, so I strapped on my helmet and pulled onto the road, intending to ride up to the gas station in Mt. Vernon and ask about how to get up there. Unfortunately I had forgotten to turn the gas on so the scooter died right in front of a turn-off for an antique store. I turned the gas on but it wouldn’t start, so I turned and started walking it up to the antique store, trying to start it every few feet.

Lo and behold, I walked far enough before it started to see that beyond the antique store was the road up to the house. I went ahead and rode into the antique place in the hopes of scoping things out before I rode all the way up there…but in reality I was probably just putting things off. I wandered around enough to figure out that the proprietors lived there, not up the hill. Onward and forward, I scooted up the pretty steep dirt and gravel road.

I told God that I’d guess He better protect me on this fool’s errand. It was comforting to know that, if this was the Oregon branch of the Manson family, at least they weren’t expecting me. I rang the doorbell a second time after no answer on the first and was just walking away saying “aha, I did my duty and slid out of it none the worse for wear.” But an older gentleman opened the door when I was halfway back to the scooter so I had to turn around.

“Hi. I’m not a nut or anything, but I was walking down in the state park and I saw your home and it was so beautiful and I felt like I needed to come up here and I’ve never actually done anything like this before but I wanted to give you a book.” Not exactly as I’d rehearsed, but I got it out in one breath. He looked at it and said “what book?” Oops, forgot that part. “Well, it’s my book actually. I’m just passing through on a book tour.”

So you’re thinking there’s gonna be some deep and meaningful reason I was led up there, right? Like he had been praying all night that God would show him a sign in the form of a nervous stranger at his door... Or he’d been about to commit suicide and the doorbell rang as he held the razor to his wrist… Yes, I am a fiction writer. ;)

But really, it was nothing like that. Actually, he gave the book back to me and said thanks anyway, but he was 92 and couldn’t see well enough to read anymore. I was apologizing and sidling backwards telling him what a lovely place he had when he started talking about it. He and his wife came there in ’67 after he left the military. His wife wanted a place where she could spread her arms and not run into anyone. Her people were all here and some of his as well. They’d wanted to be higher but it was a summer of wildfires and all the Cats were in use elsewhere. He’d finally gotten ahold of one and dozed a flat spot for the house, but before he could finish they’d needed the Cat back. He asked where I was from and then talked about his brother who’d been a GM salesman in Boise back in the day, but now only drove through there on his way to warmer weather. Right now his brother was on his way to Palo Alto Island, off a 7-mile bridge out into the Gulf. He apologized and said he would have invited me in for a drink, but he was just about to hop in the shower because he had an appointment. I said goodbye and that was that.

Now I’m sitting here on a blanket in the grass in front of the RV. Cali is acting remarkably docile, laying beside me with her leash hooked to the picnic table. The shade and slight breeze is helping to cool off the scorcher of a day it’s been. I’m watching massive RV after massive RV pull into the lot. And I’m wondering. What in the world? That was highly unlike me. I do occasionally get wild hairs, but I normally talk myself out of them. I’m wondering whether that was me being foolish or if it was some kind of heavenly directive that I don’t understand but for once obeyed. I guess I’ll not get an answer to that one.

McCall.

As I suspected, the cell reception hasn't improved much since last year's week on the lake. The family just went to tour homes in Tamarack, so I had them drop me at the local Moxie Java which is, I think, the easiest place in town to get free wifi. I've got a couple hours before they return to get some work done and maybe even read a few news stories.

Sometime during the past year I read a story that talked about increasing levels of internet addiction...sadly, I think I might be borderline in trouble. It's amazing how disconnected I feel when I can't check my e-mail. I'm having a wonderful time on the lake and it's been quite relaxing, but I want to be able to check every night to make sure I haven't got THE e-mail from O'Reilly or Oprah or whatever... Last night I was holding my computer in all kinds of awkward positions against the window, trying to pick up even the slightest hint of a signal. :p

And now I'm going to copy one of the first blogging gurus, the Evangelical Outpost, and repost a couple of my favorite entries from the past year since I'm technically on 'vacation' and that's what I saw him do when he was in the same position...

July 28, 2007

News Roundup.

A few articles that have interested me this week:

  • Some of you may remember the Gideons arrested for handing out Bibles outside a Florida public school -- the charges have finally been dismissed.
  • According to some reports, every year nearly five million girls are aborted in India. If you didn't know this, I highly recommend reading this quick article to familiarize yourself with the phenomenen.
  • I'd never heard of the Vitae Caring Foundation before reading this article, but it sounds like they're doing some wonderful work in the pro-life arena. This is my good news article of the day because of the true story related about halfway through.
  • A family in Florida has successfully sued a geneticist for the "rotten advice" that led them to continue with the pregnancy of a second child born with a debilitating illness. The suit was for "wrongful birth" and they were awarded $23.5 million dollars. This bothers me for a number of reasons, but the top two have to do with the idea that there could be a "wrongful birth" and that someone could sue a doctor for negligence because he didn't advise an abortion.
  • I've had this article sitting on my desktop for a couple days, trying to decide whether to link to it or not because of the violence described. It's about a woman in London who was brutalized by her father and other male family "friends" before they committed the "honor" killing called for by the religion of peace when a woman "dishonors" her family. In this instance, the dishonor was a young woman leaving her forced marriage for another man.
  • And wrapping things up, the tragedy we're more concerned about in America, Starbucks is raising prices .09 cents.

Site Updates.

Happy Saturday morning! I'm writing from the basement of my parent's home once again, having flown in from Virginia on Monday. It's pretty nice to be home, especially considering I'm here for our annual family week at the lake. Of course, I've been attending a high volume of meetings and get togethers in the few days I've been here, soundly reaffirming my theory that the only thing you need to do to make yourself popular is to make yourself scarce. :p

Posting will be pretty slim through next week as I'm not sure how much access I'll have in McCall, let alone whether I'll be able to drag myself from the lake. ;) One quick site note: I've had to finally give in and make commenters authenticate themselves. I apologize for this extra step, but it's my understanding that you only have to fill out a quick form once and you're good to go. I've just been inundated with spam comments and I can't take it anymore!

July 25, 2007

The Blood of the Martyrs.

The body of forty-two year old South Korean Bae Hyung-kyu was discovered Wednesday, his soul already gone ahead to glory.

I don't even know what to write beyond that sentence -- I've been sitting here for ten minutes, typing and erasing, not sure what to say. This morning my best friend and I had a chance to spend some time in prayer and I was prompted to pray for my brothers and sisters in closed countries. I prayed for those South Korean hostages, not yet having read the news that one had already been killed. Actually, I prayed that, if it was within God's will, He would protect them. Tonight I read that He already allowed the death of at least one.

I also prayed that God would please, please protect the 18 women from their captors. My mind shut down at the thought of what those evil, violent men might do, my memory flooded with the faces of the young South Korean women I taught English to ten years ago. Young, innocent faces filled with a fervor to share the love of Christ -- the same looks I saw when viewing the team photo of the hostages that was released by their church.

Is God good? To me, that is the one, single, defining question in life. For years I struggled with it, for years I raged against God for all the injustice and tragedy I saw in the world, the injustice and tragedy in my own life. I could recite the theological response in a soundbite: that evil is a result of the Fall and continuing sinful choices of mankind; that God is sovereign but allows each one of us freewill while providing His very own Son to reconcile us to Him.

Though correct, those are cold answers when faced with a young woman who took off work, raised money, got on a plane and flew into a warzone to give medical aid and comfort to the sick and dying. When faced with the knowledge that a woman is out there somewhere, quite likely beaten and violated and God knows what else...and the only reason she's in the situation is because she loved Jesus and wanted to share that love with others.

Is God good? I know the answer to that, but it's an answer that came after bitter personal struggle. I know with firm conviction that God is good, though evil abounds in every corner of the globe. I know that God is good, though His ways are mystifying and He rarely explains Himself. And I know that God is good, though He would allow the death of innocents so that even one lost sheep would come home.

History is scattered with examples that "the blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church." If we believe God truly is sovereign, loving and just; if we understand that this life really is nothing but a mist in light of an eternity with or without Him...only then can we begin to catch the slightest glimpse of the lengths God is willing to go to that none should perish.

I have no idea if I would hold firm to my convictions under the circumstances now facing my brothers and sisters in Afghanistan. I pray I'd be able to stand as Job, "though He slay me, yet I will hope in Him." I do know that I serve the God of all comfort, a God capable of being present among prisoners and giving peace that passes all understanding in the midst of horrific conditions. Those are the things I'll ask for my brothers and sisters when I speak to God tonight.

July 24, 2007

Another Thought Crimes Fiasco.

In 2002, two pastors in Australia were lecturing on the differences between Christianity and Islam and, in the course of their talks, quoted directly from the Koran. What's wrong with quoting directly from the Koran? Well, apparently lots.

Danny Nalliah and Daniel Scot were the first to be convicted under Australia's 2002 Victorian Religious and Racial Tolerance Act for "hate crimes" and "villifying" Islam.

Other than the obvious exception of sexual orientation, the Act is similar to one in Canada I've talked about before. Ostensibly they were put in place to "prevent the denigration of people based on their race or religion." The problem with this kind of hazy legislation is well explained by a Voice of the Martyrs spokesman:

"In the eyes of the law, it's not a matter of whether or not these two men told the truth – they did – but whether someone felt bad about what they said. This is such a subjective standard that the law almost invites misguided cases like this one."

This reminds me of a story I read about youtube within the past year. A gentleman had been posting numerous videos refuting Christianity, but the second he posted a video that contained nothing except quotations from the Koran set to instrumental music, his account was terminated. It's ok to badmouth Christianity, but heaven forbid you speak a word against the religion of peace.

But I digress. I don't really understand Australian law so I'm not sure I'm reading the article correctly -- I think the pastors won an appeal which meant they'd be retried again, but before that happened they came to terms with the Islamic Council of Victoria, the group bringing the suit, and now everything is hunky dory. That is, until the next time.

July 23, 2007

Seat-Mates.

For years my best friend has given me grief over my tendency to put my nose in a book the second I get on a plane. She's always asking me if I talked to anyone and I'm always rolling my eyes and saying 'do you know me at all?' But I have to say, in the past couple years I've started having short chats with my seat-mates and I've run into all kinds of interesting folks.

Like the woman I just sat next to. She was reading a book entitled something like "How to Communicate with the Spirit World for Dummies." I peeked a couple times and saw topics like "how to prepare for the afterlife" which said something about getting your "energy" right, as well as definitions for seance <sp?>, trance, medium and etc.

I was wracking my brain for a conversation starter when she snickered at me as I tried to cut a string with my teeth. I was sewing but I'd had to leave my reliable scissors back home with Bertha. She dug through her purse and found a plastic knife she'd brought to eat her chicken salad -- unfortunately I couldn't get the knife to work so I was back to square one.

But we did have a few sporadic chats over the hour and a half flight. I found out she's writing a biography of a medium and that's why she was reading the "Dummies" book. She'd come across the medium when trying to contact a family member and that's how she knew this lady was "the real deal." Before I could think of anything to say to that she put headphones on and napped for the rest of the flight. I prayed for her and gave her a copy of my book as we got off the plane -- maybe she'll read it and hear something different.

Little Dogs and Vacation.

"These little bitty dogs, they just don't really get credit."

So says Denise Long, owner of Zoey the 5-pound Chihuahua. Zoey recently jumped in front of a rattlesnake who was...what...lunging? striking? Anyway, the snake was about to get Denise's 1-year-old grandson and Zoey jumped in front and took the bite instead. And yes, I should include for all you animal lovers, Zoey did survive and is back to "prancing."

There's your good news story of the day. Meanwhile, I'm dashing around trying to get ready to leave for Reagan Airport in a couple hours. I'm headed home to Boise for my family's annual week on the lake. I'll have my computer as my one work goal is to put together a press kit, but other than that I hope to be spending hours upon hours lounging in the water with a good book. ;)

July 21, 2007

Short Term Missionaries Kidnapped.

“In terms of punishment the one who comes to a Muslim country to convert people to their religion must face the strongest punishment. The first choice is death and the second life in prison.”

So says Sayed Murard Shrifi, "a religious cleric who is head of the public court in Baghlan" in response to the kidnapping at gunpoint of 23 South Korean Christians on their way to work at a hospital in Kandahar, Afghanistan. The man who claimed responsibility threatened to kill the missionaries if their government doesn't immediately withdraw the 200 engineers, doctors and medical staff that comprise their military presence in the country.

The lives of these 23 young believers hang in the balance because, as their missions director released in a statement, they couldn't "turn away from poor people and children there just because of safety risks."

You can read more here. What aggravates me most is that I had to wade through story after story about Potter-mania and never found much more than this small amount of information. Thankfully there was a brief yahoo headline about the possible murder of German hostages that first alerted me to what was going on.

July 20, 2007

How to Defeat Terrorism.

Someone told me about seeing Walid Shoebat on Fox News a month or two ago and I finally tracked down the clip. The video is four minutes long if you want to watch it, but at about 2:40 they're talking about how to defeat terrorism and whether or not you can talk terrorists out of that ideology <specifically in regards to a tape showing a jihadist graduation>.

Walid comes right out and says that conversion to Christianity is the most successful strategy. Fascinating to hear this from an ex-PLO terrorist...fascinating also that he gets away with saying it. I imagine he's got a fatwa or two hanging over his head.

Three Parents & the Uber Rich.

Two quickies that caught my eye:

  • A Pennsylvania court has ruled that a child can have three legal parents. The case involved a lesbian couple and the friend who donated sperm for the two resulting children. When the couple broke up, the court was asked to intervene and all three adults were assigned financial responsibility. The weirdest thing to me -- the article had quite a few examples from around the world to cite when discussing the issue. <a nod to: mere orthodoxy via the postmodern conservative>

  • The Uber Rich are buying -- of all things -- submarines. The article I read mentions "fantasy and secrecy" as two of the reasons a small group of individuals have been plunking down multiple millions. What will they think of next?

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

A new movie coming out has some folks up in arms. Adam Sandler and Kevin James play single fireman who pretend to be gay so they can get 'married' and qualify for partnership benefits. WorldNetDaily blasted the movie as anti-Christian, pro-homosexual propoganda here. You can decide for yourself by watching the trailer below -- one viewing was about all I needed.

In fact, the trailer reminded me of a phrase oft-quoted in the pro-homosexual movement: Ghandi's path for victory. I think it went something like first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

The most thought-provoking part of the article, in my opinion, was a 1772-era quote by John Adams:

"We see every day that our imaginations are so strong and our reason so weak ... the belief of future punishments so faint that men find ways to believe any absurdity … their reason becomes at last an eloquent advocate on the side of their passions, and they bring themselves to believe that black is white, that vice is virtue, that folly is wisdom, and eternity a moment. ... I dread the consequences."

Graham, Gay Paree & Fried Electronics

If you sense over the next couple days that I'm writing with more power and authority than usual, it's because I'm sitting in the shadow of Washington D.C. and some of that energy is bound to zap me. Of course, it's a little more likely that if I get zapped my entries will become increasingly incoherent... ;)

Last night I visited the local movie theater in Graham, North Carolina. Once my host dialed up the movie line for me to listen, I just had to go visit the theater. Apparently the good old boy who owns it leaves a new joke with the times every week and Howard Stern used to dial it up and play it on his show. Not sure why Howard would be interested -- the jokes were clean. :x Anyway, if you want a good laugh, call him up at 336-226-1488.

This morning as I was driving I heard a story I found quite humorous. Apparently Paris was ranked 58 out of 60 of friendly tourist cities around the world. In my experience, even Baghdad should rank higher than Paris so I'm not sure who came in at 59 and 60.

About ten years ago I visited Paris for the weekend as I was traveling between Scotland and Korea. My teaching partner and I were a little lost so we asked a peanut vendor where the Eiffel Tower was. We made hand signals, we asked over and over slowly. Finally, after we'd purchased a bag of peanuts to get her to talk to us, she stuck her nose up in the air, haughtily announced "le tour aye-fell" and pointed vaguely behind her. And let's just say that was one of our friendlier exchanges with the natives.

So anyway, in an attempt to change their image, the Paris Tourist Bureau spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in advertising, trying to convince their citizens to be kind to tourists --- for one day. ONE stinking day! I don't know if they were able to pull it off or not, but I have my doubts.

Finally, I arrived at my aunt and uncle's a little while ago and went to pull out my power cord so I could turn on the blessed AC...and lo and behold the adapter fried itself. My uncle took a look and said he's going to have to chop off the end and rewire it. So this is what, like the 23rd time something has gone wrong with Bertha right when I arrive at someone's house who's capable of fixing it?

July 19, 2007

No Labor Pains = No Life?

QuickLink: The Supreme Court of South Korea has ruled that an unborn child is not legally a human being until the mother goes into labor. It's deplorable, but at least it's logical. Our legal system waffles that a child is only a child if the mother wants it. She can murder it up to the last moment, but if someone murders her while she's pregnant, they're charged with double homocide. Yet another example of the inconsistencies of moral relativism. <a nod to: FRC>.

Hate Crimes, Gay Pride Month & Persecution in Iraq.

Why am I so put-out by Ted Kennedy's attachment of Hate Crimes legislation to a defense spending bill? Because in every other country where hate crimes legislation has been installed, religious liberties have taken a hit.

England has enacted several anti-discrimination laws, including the Sexual Discrimination Act of, I believe, 2003 that states "Equality rules bar bias against workers on grounds of sexual orientation." However, there was to be a religious exemption allowing churches "to turn down gay candidates for clerical posts."

Enter Mr. Reaney, a "gay Christian" who applied for a position as a youth worker. The Bishop interviewing him had the audacity to question Mr. Reaney about a past homosexual relationship and later called to tell him he didn't get the job. Reaney promptly cried discrimination and filed a lawsuit. For his part, the Bishop:

"...denies discrimination, claiming he vetoed the appointment because Mr Reaney was having sex outside marriage. He said he was simply complying with the teachings of the Church and feared Mr Reaney's lifestyle could impact on the 'spiritual, moral and ethical leadership within the diocese.'"

Ya think? Unfortunately the Church of England lost the suit and is now looking at damages with "no upper limit on payouts."

Meanwhile, we rush headlong toward a similar fate in America. Because, I gather, one day wasn't enough -- San Diego has declared July "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Pride Month."

Frustrating as this issue is, I read another article today that gave me back my perspective. According to a Dutch member of Parliament traveling in Iraq, Christian converts there are being crucified and burned by Muslim terrorists. Let's take a moment today to pray for those brothers and sisters.

Commitment-Phobic Society.

Since it's so easy to get a divorce these days, shouldn't your ill-advised I Love Whomever tattoo be just as easy to remove? I mean, come on, shouldn't there be a simpler way to sneak out of a lifetime commitment when you change your mind than undergoing multiple, painful laser sessions...

Enter the permanent - unless - you - decide - you - don't - want - it - to - be - permanent tattoo. My favorite quote from the article I read:

Having someone's name permanently etched into your flesh is considered by some to be the ultimate testament to a relationship. But wouldn't it be great to make that commitment without really making it ... forever?

Does that last sentence not perfectly sum up our society? Yes, I want to commit to xyz for life...but could I have an easy exit clause just in case?

Truth & Hope Report Podcast & a New Review.

Odd how you make connections on the internet. A month or so ago I left a comment on a new blog I'd stumbled across, only to be contacted by the writer and find out he's a fellow Boisean. I sent him a book to review and a couple weeks ago he interviewed me for his podcast, The Truth and Hope Report. It's just been posted and you can listen to it here if you'd like <I think it's about 10 minutes long>.

He also posted a wonderful, thoughtful review <The Sum of all Christian Fears> that almost perfectly captured my hopes for the book. Thanks Adam!

July 18, 2007

Joel Rosenberg's Blog.

We had a little excitement on the blog yesterday when none other than Mr. Joel Rosenberg himself linked to my Stalking Joel Rosenberg entry from his blog. I wonder how he found out about it? Does he have peeps whose entire job consists of googling his name and seeing what interesting things pop up? Because I'm sure he's too busy writing bestsellers and meeting with political leaders to spend much time surfing...

And I'm not being sarcastic -- the bestsellers are self-evident and I've heard him say a couple different times that he's met with folks at the Pentagon, as well as at least one person representing the leader of a Muslim country. They want to know where he's getting his intel since his books seem to be fiction only until they come true. How cool is it that a genuine man of faith is having those opportunities!

Regardless of how he found it, I know he took the "stalking" reference in the spirit it was intended since he linked to the entry instead of calling the FBI. ;) Thank you sir for the traffic and I'll keep reading your books as per usual.

I did learn one thing from this experience -- I need to follow Mr. Rosenberg's example and link to my book more often in individual posts. That way, in case of another blog explosion that results in people reading only one post, at least they'll have the book in front of them. Towhit, HEY YOU, buy my book from amazon, people tell me it's great. :p

July 17, 2007

Rest Area Reading.

I'm steering Bertha toward South Carolina today, but as there is one whale of a storm going on I decided to pull off at a rest area and do a little work. Of course, in the midst of sending follow-up e-mails to the contacts I made last week, I also found it necessary to read a little news and see what's up. ;)

Since I mentioned the Mickey Mouse-like character in this morning's post, this article caught my attention as I scrolled through worldnetdaily. It seems the poor fellow was recently 'martyred' by an Israeli 'terrorist' and 'killer of children.' Luckily his cousin Nahool, a bee, has come to town to continue to teach Palestinian children "the path of heroism, the path of martyrdom, the path of Jihad warriors."

I know international politics, especially Middle East politics, are a tangled, tangled web -- but it just blows my mind that we haven't yet figured out a way to tell these people they're not getting one more red cent from us in aid until they yank this kind of death-worship indoctrination of their children.

I hear over and over lately how fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity are the same, how they're both equally threatening to civilized, respectful and tolerant humanity -- but when was the last time <or ever> that you've heard of something similar being taught in Vacation Bible School?

Stranger than Fiction.

Last night I was finishing up a novel by Keith Clemons. He was another author at the show last week and came up to talk to me after hearing my spiel for the ten thousandth time <it's a political thriller about Christian persecution in America>. He writes about the same subject so we traded books.

So anyway, I was reading along and came across a quote that sounded, from context, like it was a real incident. Sure enough, I did a little googling and found it:

"How much do we regard children as being the property of their parents?," Dawkins asks. "It's one thing to say people should be free to believe whatever they like, but should they be free to impose their beliefs on their children? Is there something to be said for society to be stepping in? What about bringing up children to believe manifest falsehoods?"

I'd never read that quote before, but gosh it sounds a lot like some of the justification given in my book for beginning to remove children from the 'hostile' and 'intolerant' homes of Christian parents. It also reminds me of an outcry a few months ago over the Mickey Mouse-like TV character teaching Palestinian children to hate and kill the Jews. There was some discussion about whether or not children should be removed from that kind of environment.

Hate Crimes Fake-Out.

It appears Ted Kennedy and his cronies weren't able to get their hate crimes legislation passed in the more generally accepted fashion <a regular vote>, so now they've attached it as an amendment to the Defense Reauthorization bill. What do the two have in common? Well, one is legislation aimed at silencing pastors who might feel called to read what Romans has to say about homosexuality in a sermon. The other has to do with defense spending. Let's see...nope, can't really see a connection. (Hat tip: Stacy)

July 16, 2007

News Roundup.

Gosh, I haven't read much news in the last couple weeks...feels a little weird to be so out of the loop. Towhit, here's a roundup of stories I found interesting today:

  • Keith Ellison, our first Muslim congressman, has been doing his fellow Minnesotans proud. Speaking in front of Atheists for Human Rights, he compared Bush to Hitler and suggested he was responsible for the attacks of 9/11. I realize there's a certain segment of our society who subscribes to that particular conspiracy theory...but a United States Congressman?

  • An Army intelligence officer has listed "A Solution to the War in Iraq" on ebay. I wonder if he'd take a check?

  • A new dating website recently popped up in the UK...for those with embarrassing illnesses such as irritable bowel syndrome, an illness afflicting the site's creator.

  • The Pentagon is predicting five million children might turn to jihad if we don't get the situation in Iraq under control. The article I read quoted an interesting dialogue toward the end between a talk show host and President Bush. The host pointed out that children of extremists are being currently indoctrinated into jihad, and thus it won't matter whether we succeed or fail in Iraq. President Bush responded: "That's why I'm such a strong believer in advocating the march of democracy in the Middle East. And I fully understand that people call me a hopeless idealist...but I also think it's realistic to understand (that) unless we change the conditions of how people live, it's going to be hard to marginalize those who prey upon the young."

Pixar's New Short - Lifted.

Hal sent me a link to gizmodo, where you can view Pixar's new short film "Lifted" in its entirety. I assume since it's a reputable site that they got permission, so the link should be good for awhile <unlike all the ones I tried to follow on youtube>. I haven't decided whether I'll bother seeing Ratatouille yet, but I found the short very funny.

Longing for Home.

Sometime during this past weekend a flip switched in my head and I'm suddenly more than ready to go home. I'm not sure what exactly precipitated the change, although I have a feeling it might have something to do with the show last week. I spent the weekend experiencing not only the normal tiredness from pounding the pavement and trying to be up and friendly to so many strangers, but also a real weariness of spirit.

Some of my illusions were shattered last week. I don't really want to get into it, but I found the industry a different animal than I'd imagined. And after almost a year on the road trying to create that elusive 'buzz' with not much success <there's that word again>, I find I just really want a break.

I've had moments over the past week where I seriously contemplated giving up the whole writing thing altogether and trying to claw my way back into cube world. If there was one thing repeated over and over to me at the show, it was the story of not giving up: so-and-so took 25 years of scrabbling and starving before their such-n-such book took off. Well gee, thanks for that bit of encouragement. ;)

I miss my people. Not the 'peeps' or 'minders' I jokingly referenced last week, but those who really know me. For all the encouragement and enjoyment I've received meeting various members of the family of God over the past year, nothing quite compares to your own dear family and friends.

I miss having solid ground under my feet and I think, odd as it is for me to write, that I even miss a regular routine. Something as simple as being able to make a coffee date a month from now because I know I'll still be in the same town.

I don't think this is coming from any kind of depression or discouragement...in fact I'm glad I'm ready to go home. But I do think I'm ready for a break from this 24/7-marketing-wandering-bedouin-
so-far-out-of-my-comfort-zone-I-can't-see-it-anymore
lifestyle. I'll go home and take some time to regroup. Try to remember what it was about writing fiction that I loved...which I seem to have lost my grasp of with all this marketing nonsense. I'll dust off book two and start asking God what He wants me to convey with it and remind myself that I didn't get into this to make a million dollars, but to have God use me and my writing however He wanted.

Meanwhile, I'll suck it up and pray God gives me what I need to finish this journey in a way that is pleasing to Him. Since that includes the very real necessity of paying for the gas to get home, I don't think prayer will be too hard to come by. :p

July 14, 2007

ICRS Pics.

There were quite a few interesting displays. This one was in the lobby, advertising a new devotional. Outside is one of the shuttles running around with Karen Kingsbury's face plastered on the side, advertising her latest book.display

My ultra glamorous digs.

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One of my favorite displays. :) Larry had to be at least 30 feet tall...

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There was something off with the lighting so none of the pictures turned out from when I was actually signing. This was one we staged before the crowds rushed in. We were told to pre-sign a dozen copies...which only lasted us the first couple minutes.  

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Ahh, the lovely fruit tree. Sadly, by the time we got done signing it didn't look quite so fabulous. However, I did manage to get a couple skewers to nibble on while I walked around deciding whether I felt like standing in any lines myself. There were also plenty of fried sweet potato wedges left...but I <like most everyone else>, didn't indulge in those.

Tony Dungy & Erwin McManus.

Well...instead of 'hitting the ground running' yesterday like I'd planned, I pretty much just hit the ground. In freshman psychology I learned that most simple of personality equations: extroverts are charged by people, introverts are drained. Yesterday I figured out just how drained I'd been over the course of the week when I couldn't stay awake for more than a couple hours at a time. :p

However, it's a new day and I owe a few stories. Monday morning the Super Session consisted of Joel Rosenberg, Tony Dungy and Priscilla Shirer. I hate to admit it, but I had no idea who the other two were and only showed up for Joel, who spoke first. I'm going to write about Joel and Priscilla in this week's e-newsletter, so I won't talk about them right now. If you want to hear more, feel free to subscribe in the upper left-hand corner of the screen.

Tony Dungy gave a real nice talk. He wasn't very ... umm ... powerful, I guess. What I mean is that he didn't fit my usual idea of the screaming, raving football coach but was very soft-spoken. He had some good things to say, including the very encouraging fact that he was doing a study of Romans with his coaching staff.

Let's see, what's another event I didn't write about? Wednesday night I attended something called Soul Cravings. The program began with three songs by Natalie Grant -- one of which I went right home to buy on iTunes until I realized it's from her new album which doesn't yet have a release date. Drats!

Next, Erwin McManus was invited by CBA to give us a worship experience. He was introduced as the pastor and 'cultural architect' of Mosaic in Los Angeles, and from my experience in SoCal...he was very LA. He talked about all our souls having cravings and that Adam needed Eve in the garden when he was in perfect relationship to God, so that proved we had valid emotional needs outside God...and that's about all I was able to understand. He would talk for a few minutes, then the drama team he'd brought with him from Mosaic would get up and do some sort of interpretive dance or skit, then he'd talk again, then another skit.

The first interpretive dance had the team dressed in mechanic outfits with metal, robotic looking facemasks on. They danced around for about ten minutes and then Erwin got up and said 'did you get the nuance of that?" and I was like "no."

Actually, during that entire dance I felt about a million years old because I just knew it was deeply touching some young punk. ;) I got the gist of the other dances <I think>, but throughout the whole hour I kept thinking to myself -- what's the point? I tried desperately to have an open mind, enter in and try to figure out what God wanted to show me. It didn't help that he spoke in that whispering tone that implies I'm conveying something really important and emotional. It's a personal thing, but that tone for more than a sentence or two drives me up a wall.

However, as I said, I'm sure that it was deeply moving to someone and I realize I'm squarely outside their target demographic -- if that type of program brings the younger generation into worship, I say more power to them. Of course, that focus on experience brings up a topic that's bothered me for a couple years, ever since a youth worker at my church told me they tried to give kids personal experiences because those couldn't be challenged when kids went off to college. He meant that they focused on creating experiences as opposed to doing something like apologetics training. I completely disagreed. To me, the personal experience is too susceptible to relativism and gives you no sturdy foundation when speaking with non-believers. It falls more into the 'if that works for you, great' line of thinking.

But I digress.

I felt a little better when I walked into the next room after the program ended, sat down at a table and the first words out of the mouth of one of the ladies was "did you guys understand that?" ;)

The next event was a show put on by Bananas Comedy. Apparently that was more appropriate to my intellectual level because I laughed through the whole thing, including the set of the guy whose entire shtick was him talking to a series of puppets. :p

July 12, 2007

My Loot!

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Day Four: The Cop-Out Post.

I'll certainly be posting more over the following days, but after a morning on the floor and a short drive, I'm ensconsed at a campground outside Atlanta for the weekend. My goal is to spend the entire afternoon and evening vegetating in blissful solitude, then hit the ground running tomorrow, following up on all the contacts made and helpful ideas stolen from others. ;)

I'll have to take a picture of all the books I scored -- I can't even walk around my living room area. Granted, that area is only about three feet square...but it's packed to the gills!

July 11, 2007

Day Three: Back Down to Earth.

If I believed in karma I'd say today balanced out the universe from yesterday's overabundance of positive energy. ;)

It was just fine, don't get me wrong, but it couldn't hold a candle to all the excitement I wrote about last night. The publishers and all but one of the other VMI authors were gone by noon, joining the mass exodus that left the expo floor rather anemic. I did end up with a stuffed-to-the-gills backpack of free books that I'm planning to use to tempt folks into writing amazon reviews...more on that later.

My big whig meet-n-greet resulted in talking to the three authors who came in to replace me. Everyone else in the 'members only' club was there for a meeting. I did try to strike up a conversation with one woman but she gave me the ice cold shoulder so I went back to my couch. A couple minutes later the President of CBA waltzed in to have a meeting with her, so I decided I was probably hitting up some head honcho with idle chitchat. :p

Actually, I found it fairly humorous because CBA told their members that they could come into this club area to chill out, have some coffee and take a little rest. Meanwhile, they told the authors that the members were there because they wanted to meet authors in person and have chats. I'll say no more than that. :x

I passed out a few more books and had several random chats. A couple radio doors were open that I'd never come across open before, so I poked my head in and dropped off books. Met an author who writes about Christian persecution in America in the somewhat near future and we swapped books and business cards. I stood in line to tell Randy Alcorn how much I appreciated his work and got a copy of 'Heaven for Kids' out of it. Also picked up Max Lucado's new book '3:16.' I called the TV station in Augusta and the producer of 'Club 36' said she was really interested but totally booked this next week, if I'm ever through Georgia again., etc., etc.

I was too pooped to walk the mile back to Bertha in the sun so I slouched into a couch for a couple hours and read one of my new books before walking over to the CNN Center to slum down some Chik-Fil-A. As I ate I racked my brain to figure a scheme for switching the ginormous TV screen from CNN to Fox...but I never could come up with the perfect plan that didn't involve me spending the night in the big house.

The final events of the evening were a 3-song set by Natalie Grant who I realized sang one of my favorite songs <Held>, a worship 'experience' that I'll write about later and a show put on by Bananas Comedy which was pretty funny.

There may not be anyone on the floor tomorrow but other exhibitors, but the publisher told me I could take whatever books were left so I imagine there'll be a few bookhounds like me running around with empty rollerbags. Then I have to figure out how to get myself and Bertha out of here and back to normal life. :)

July 10, 2007

Day Two: Stalking Joel Rosenberg

First of all, yes...I stalked Joel Rosenberg today. I'd worked up my nerve to go introduce myself to American Family Radio -- some of you may remember I had a contact with them a couple months ago and sent them books. Of course I never heard back, but I gathered my courage and went to find them.

When I arrived they were in the middle of an interview, so I sat down nearby to wait...when lo and behold I see that it's Joel that they're interviewing. Woohoo. I got to listen for about 10 minutes, all the while thinking "do I talk to AFR? do I talk to Joel? do I talk to AFR?...."

I decided I'd better talk to AFR so after they finished I went up to the producer and said "are you so-and-so" "yes" "do you have a minute?" "no, I have to call someone, come back tomorrow." So do I say "thank you very much I'll come back tomorrow"? No, I say "ok, well my name is Jodi Cowles and I sent you a book awhile back" and I intended to say "and that's who I am and thanks, I'll come back tomorrow" but she'd already fully turned her back on me and gotten on the phone.

Oh how the foot in my mouth hurt and oh how the kick to the stomach pained. :( However, at this point I'm proud to say I didn't slither off to the bathroom to shed a tear, lick my wounds and live to fight another day. Instead, I shook off the blow, took a breath and went chasing after Joel. I caught up to him as he stood in line by himself waiting to buy a pizza. His minder had gone on ahead somewhere, thankfully, so I went up to him and said "Mr. Rosenberg, may I talk to you while you wait in line?" He was super gracious. I told him how much I appreciated his work and what he was doing for Israel, blah blah blah. He asked what I was doing at the conference and I said I was promoting my first novel, a political thriller.

As we waited for his pizza I told him I'd read an interview he'd done where he said conservatives don't write fiction -- that they own the non-fiction market, talk radio, etc., etc., but that they didn't write fiction. So I told him I had a terrible time getting radio interviews because they said things like "I don't do fiction" and asked if he had any advice.

I can't believe I asked that. Not only was going up and asking if I could chat out of character, but asking for promotion tips from this writing powerhouse whom I so admire --- I still can't believe I had the nerve <or the unmitigated gall>. Anyway, he told me he didn't have any advice, that he didn't feel his success was replicable. He said every day for years he and his wife and sons prayed a verse <which you'd think I could remember but CAN'T> and they prayed for an agent and they prayed for a publisher and they prayed for the manuscript because he'd never written fiction.

We talked for close to ten minutes, although we kept getting interrupted by people he knew and etc., then I thanked him and he went rushing off to another interview. I probably made him have to scarf the pizza as he ran... :(

On the one hand I thought he was right, that there was no replicable advice in that. But on the other I found it very encouraging that he may have started with an endorsement from Rush Limbaugh on his first novel, but the true reason he succeeded was that he and his family had sought God and things were accomplished in God's timing. He impressed me even more in person as a really genuine individual who loved the Lord and was trying to get out the message God had placed on his heart.

Ok, that story went really long so I'll bullet point the rest of the day's highlights:

  • I saw Francine Rivers and u-turned to go tell her how much I loved her work. Unfortunately she saw someone she knew and started talking...then walking and talking. I didn't feel I could interrupt and besides, her minder looked like she might do a full body tackle if I got within the 10 foot zone. :p
  • I saw Tim LaHaye walking along talking to one of the janitors pushing a trash cart. He went up a couple notches in my estimation.
  • I went back to the tv lady I chatted with yesterday and told her I could come to Augusta next week if they could fit me in since they were booked this week. She seemed positive about that and gave me contact info for another program they have.
  • My publisher's wife took me to lunch, then stood next to me at the booth for ten minutes and I felt for a brief, blissful few moments the joy of being in the big time. She introduced me to several people and chatted up the book and all I had to do was smile and sign. ;)
  • The last person she introduced me to told me Bill O'Reilly would be interested in my book. I said something like thanks, you're not the first person to say that, but I don't happen to have his number handy. He said something like, well, here's my card, e-mail me and I'll send you the info of who to contact <insert jaw dropping to the floor>.
  • At that point I may have lost my mind a little because I spent the next couple hours wandering the floor approaching a bunch of different people about reviewing the book and etc. I talked to two separate ladies at two Focus on the Family booths and gave books to each of them to pass along to who they thought it should go to <which turned out to be two different names>. My publisher said they get over 100 books a month so it's a shot in the dark, but I figure I got one millimeter closer with them. I also spoke to a couple magazine people and a guy at Christianity Today who said to send him an excerpt and he'd forward it to the folks who oversee their ten magazines. And finally, I ended up in a long chat with a guy at Thomas Nelson who took my book to read and gave me Phil Vischer's "Me, Myself & Bob" in return.

Quite the day. I have to say, I wish I'd been able to come to this conference last year. It's been both encouraging as to the amount of contacts God arranged...and discouraging as to the realities of the industry. I think a little discouraging realism at the beginning might have helped me skip a few of the things I've struggled with as far as frustration and discouragement this past year.

Tomorrow morning I do my half-hour stint in the CBA VIP room. Either I'll talk to no one or I'll talk to someone like the buyer for Family Christian bookstores and have the opportunity to try to convince them to order two books for every store...

July 09, 2007

Day One.

I heard a southern expression that I think I'll co-opt tonight -- my dogs are barking. Man oh man do my feet hur