You Might be a Redneck...
Are you a redneck if you go out in the middle of a thunderstorm with a kid-sized umbrella to prop up your power cord because you're worried you might get electrocuted but the only thing you can find to protect the cords is a couple of plastic bowls and when you lean down to arrange things your kid-sized umbrella is too small to cover everything so you get soaked all down your back but meanwhile you decide the bottom bowl is going to fill quickly with a lake of water and for sure electrocute you so you flip it over but then the whole apparatus is in danger when the top bowl keeps flying off in the wind so you have to search for rocks to hold it in place all the while getting struck by massive sheets of rain?
Or is that just called incompetence? ;)
