A Good Laugh.
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
Of course, reading further in the British article, I see they're quoting our premiere magazine of journalistic integrity...the Star...so I guess the report might not be strictly accurate. ;)
