Kidding! I just got done reading a blog entry called "I was on Oprah!" and I have to tell you...if I'd been drinking anything at the time I would have spit it out in laughter. ;)

Apparently a gentleman trying to promote his book claimed on his website and to at least one reporter that his book had been chosen for Oprah's book club and was being made into a feature film. Seriously, did he think no one would check on a detail like that? What a crack-up.

Meanwhile, yesterday I continued work on my second novel which, no doubt, will also enjoy an Oprah-free marketing campaign. I got quite a bit of work done between distractions, including:

#411: Oh wow, I should trim my bangs
#613: My but my fingernails are long

If I hadn't been housesitting I could have included favorite distractions #119: clean room and #78: do laundry, but those were absent opportunities sitting in someone else's living room. :p